Latest FBI Accusation as Pollard Begins 22nd Year in Prison:

"Pollard Responsible for Katrina Surge Damage"

November 21, 2006
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Source: SHAKKRAN NEWS SERVICES*, Washington DC


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Olive claims that his next book will "prove" that Pollard was single-handedly responsible for the devastating surge.

As Jonathan Pollard marks the end of his 21st year in prison (11/21/06) and begins year 22 of a life sentence for his service to Israel, startling revelations continue to flood the media.

US senior intelligence sources today revealed to Israel TV Channel 10 reporter Gil Tandoori the latest and most stunning accusation against Jonathan Pollard. According to these sources, Pollard continues to do damage to the US weather system even as he languishes in a federal prison cell in Butner, North Carolina.

These sources, who are so secret that even they don't know who they are, have consented to go public in yet another new book to be written by their colleague, "retired" intelligence officer, Ron Olive. The new book will identify Jonathan Pollard as the man responsible for the sudden surge in last years' hurricane storm, Katrina, which caused devastation along much of the north-central Gulf Coast of the United States.

The storm which caused nearly 2000 deaths and billions of dollars worth of damage, ravaged the area. According to news reports, a sudden surge in the storm caused severe and catastrophic damage along the Gulf coast, devastating the cities of Mobile, Alabama, and Waveland and Biloxi and Gulfport in Mississippi and New Orleans and other towns in Louisiana. Levees separating Lake Pontchartrain and several canals from New Orleans were breached by the surge, flooding 80% of the city and many areas of neighboring parishes for weeks. Olive claims that his next book will "prove" that Pollard was single-handedly responsible for the devastating surge.

According to Olive, top secret sources have proof that Pollard was able to manipulate the course and intensity of the storm with tools that he fashioned out of an old toothbrush, a worn-out pair of flip-flops and a wishbone left-over from a dehydrated Kosher chicken dinner, - all items purchased in the prison cantina.

Channel 10's Gil Tandoori reports speaking to Olive at his home in Washington, where he is said to have declared, "The insidiousness of this man, Pollard, can scarcely be believed! In my next book, I intend to do a full report, based on the most unreliable sources I can find, to expose Pollard once and for all, as a former Indian Shaman whose ability to manipulate entire weather systems, makes him a menace not only to the United States, but to the entire solar system! If he can ravage the entire Gulf Coast with his bare hands from a prison cell, there is no telling the kind of damage he is capable of if he ever gets a chance to set his mystic skills to work on the Temple Mount in Israel!"

Olive is alleged to have continued, "Some say that Poltergeists predate Pollard, but my sources say that they have evidence that there were no Poltergeists in the USA until Pollard was arrested."

Asked to comment on this latest accusation against an Israeli agent in peril, the Israeli Prime Minister's office said only, "Pollard acted alone, what do you want from us?! We don't control the weather! He does!" and slammed down the phone.

J4JP adds:

If you believed anything in the Ron Olive book "Capturing Jonathan Pollard" (reviewed by Newsweek) you'll love the follow up. It promises to be every bit as lacking in credible fact as the first volume!

For further information, including of dates of non-publication of this and other non-factual and non-credible articles about Israel and her agent, Jonathan Pollard, (and any other non-challenging questions you may have) contact the offices of the US Navy Press directly.

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